This is why I don't send video messages....

Lip Gloss Test...ick. ick. ick. ick. ick.

No comment. Just ick.

Sure signs that you're broke!

Sure signs that you're broke!

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside
a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond
with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in
tennis shoes.
7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
10. Your bologna has no first name.
11. You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
12. Sally Struthers sends you food.
13. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
14. At communion you go back for seconds.

.....and my personal favorite - you eat left-over, left overs.

Andy Dick Gap Ad Parody - Hysterical!

Funny Billboards

The Perfect Response to Annoying Emails....

This is great. I am going to save it on my desktop and pass it along everytime I get one of those special e-mails from Bill Gates...

Enjoy!

Click Here

TMX Elmo is Jumping off the Shelves

10 Easy Ways to Completely Avoid Housework

By Trish Faber

Hate cleaning your house? You’re not alone. If you can honestly admit you enjoy pulling on a rubber glove and shoving it down a toilet then you’re a better person than most. Housecleaning is one of those chores that apparently needs to be done on a regular basis. Frankly, I just don’t see the point. Two minutes after you wipe the dust away, a new layer forms. It’s a never-ending battle and since I’m a pacifist, I generally try to avoid any unwanted confrontations. Here’s 10 ways to avoid the battle:

1. Live in a hotel. It works for celebrities.

2. Hire someone else to clean. Millions do.

3. Fall down the stairs and break your ankle. You can’t be expected to vacuum or dust with a cast on your leg.

4. Always wear a blindfold. What you can’t see, you can’t clean.

5. Spend every waking hour shopping for products that will make cleaning the house easier. You may never use them but it’s the thought that counts.

6. Live alone and never have company over. As long as you can stand your own mess…

7. Become a pack rat. Fill every available space in your house with junk. Make it impossible to manoeuvre the vacuum.

8. Make your husband and kids pee outside. This cuts down on the time needed to scrub the bathroom walls, especially if your boys can’t aim straight. Better yet install an outhouse in the backyard. I’m sure the neighbours wouldn’t mind.

9. Become a writer or artist. A messy house goes with the whole creative vibe.

10. Give your house to away to charity and become homeless. Life on the street will be dirty and difficult but at least you won’t have a house to clean.

Trish Faber is a freelance writer and author whose articles regularly appear in e-zines and on websites. She ghostwrites, creative writes and researches for many clients. She specializes in writing personalized stories or novels for children. Visit her web site at http://www.trishfaber-creativewriter.com She can be contacted at trish@trishfaber-creativewriter.com

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Trish_Faber

This is sobering....graphic image warning.

Sorry for ruining the mood...but this is an important message to pass along about the dangers of overdose.....

Click here and share with those you love.

This is a really cool site! =) There are a LOT of Awesome People Out There!

Halloween Doggies

How great are these costumes? There are more here...

Okay...I know *everything is funny here* but this is REALLY funny!

I stumbled upon this site today...

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

You have to check it out. I found the prank especially amusing because I use my credit card more than my hairbrush and no one ever seems to check to see if it is actually *my* card.

Anyway - take a second to check out the site. It is a hoot. (Oh, and make sure you see the "sequel prank".....)

Sadly...I can relate.

The suspense is killing me...

I love you momma!

What old people do for fun...

Pesky Neighbors

This is too funny! I have some trees that need trimming...any suggestions? Tee hee.

Ahhhh....to be a bear! - grrrrr...

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Too funny.

DUI Traffic Stop (Reno 911)

This is hilarious....at first I thought it was real until the Step..bump..step...bump bump! Enjoy!

Murphy's Laws for Toddlers

If it's mine it's mine,
if it's yours it's mine,
if I like it is mine,
if I can take it from you it is mine,
if I am playing with something ALL of the pieces are mine,
if I think it is mine it is,
if I saw it first it's mine,
if I had it then put it down it is still mine,
if you had it then you put it down it is now mine,
if it looks like the one I have at home it is mine,
if it is broken it is yours.

See more here...

Sorry...gotta go!

Thankfully, with a 2 year old son...and three year old daugther, I ALWAYS have an excuse to get off the phone....

"Something just broke", "I can't find my kids", "My son just put toothpaste on the dog..."

If you don't have little distractions like I do, here is a *must-see* site that will help you get off the phone too...

"Sorry, Gotta Go.com"

I park like an idiot....

My daughter's preschool is right next to the local high-school. Needless to say, I could go through a few dozen of these stickers a week. Grrrrr.....

Enjoy.

www.iparklikeanidiot.com